EXCLUSIVO MUNDIAL

"Catholic World News has learned, through confidential sources deep inside the Vatican, that the next Pope will be a Catholic.

Oh, you're not surprised?

Then maybe you're not a member of We Are Church, WomynChurch, EcoChurch, or any of the other groups now emerging to lobby-- uselessly but noisily-- for the selection of a Roman Pontiff who will ordain women, make abortion a sacrament, strike the 6th and 9th commandments from the decalogue, and canonize Che Guevara."

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