Lord Smaug

Dear André,

The bad tempered Dragon arrived in the town of dull, on a boat, as it had to be, and proceeded to go around being bad tempered. He is a blueish colour and takes down his enemies. This time the dwarves, as before the orcs and the balrogs, who beated him once. This time one-nill, right claw Quaresma gave it to horn Almeida. Oh, but he had to be brave! It wasn’t a glorious fight, just blood, sweat and tears. Still the balrogs are hidden in fear of Lord Smaug’s revenge, which is nearer and nearer.